Archive for the 'Misc. Quotation' Category

On chewing…

If you have ever tried to chew more quietly, you know it sounds exactly like not trying.

- Scott Adams, Dilbert Blog

On hobbits…

I’m crossing my fingers that someday scientists will discover one of these hobbit carcasses encased in amber or whatever-the-hell would allow us to snatch some DNA and clone them. Since they aren’t human, I think cloning would be legal. And although they have heads the size of grapefruits, scientists believe they were smart enough to use tools and hunt tiny elephants. That spells one thing: Hobbit butlers.

- Scott Adams, Dilbert Blog

Whereas the well-government and regulating of Printers and Printing Presses is matter of Publique care…

Whereas the well-government and regulating of Printers and Printing Presses is matter of Publique care and of great concernment especially considering that by the general licentiousnes of the late times many evil disposed persons have been encouraged to print and sell heretical schismatical blasphemous seditious and treasonable Bookes Pamphlets and Papers and still doe continue such theire unlawfull and exorbitant practice to the high dishonour of Almighty God the endangering the peace of these Kingdomes and raising a disaffection to His most Excellent Majesty and His Government For prevention whereof no surer meanes can be advised then by reducing and limiting the number of Printing Presses.

An Act for Preventing the Frequent Abuses in Printing Seditious Treasonable and Unlicensed Books and Pamphlets and for Regulating Printing and Printing Presses, 14 Chas. 2, c. 33, 1662

Thanksgiving…

Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday … The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact that abundant consumption is the result and reward of production.

– Ayn Rand

Why should we care about fairness…

So if wealth is not a worldwide round-robin of purse snatching, and if the thing that makes you rich doesn’t make me poor, why should we care about fairness at all? We shouldn’t.

– P.J. O’Rourke, “Eat the Rich”

No power to do…

I go further, and affirm that bills of rights, in the sense and to the extent in which they are contended for, are not only unnecessary in the proposed Constitution, but would even be dangerous. They would contain various exceptions to powers not granted; and on this very account, would afford a colorable pretext to claim more than were granted. For why declare that things shall not be done which there is no power to do?

– Alexander Hamilton, Federalist No. 84

The spread of evil…

The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles.

– Ayn Rand, “Capitalism: The Unknown Ideal”

Enlighten the people…

Enlighten the people generally and tyranny and oppression of the body and mind will vanish like evil spirits at the dawn of day.

– Thomas Jefferson

A utilitarian device…

Democracy is essentially a means, a utilitarian device for safeguarding internal peace and individual freedom. As such it is by no means infallible or certain.

– F.A. Hayek, “The Road to Serfdom”

Of property…

The “labour” of his body and the “work” of his hands, we may say, are properly his. Whatsoever, then, he removes out of the state that Nature hath provided and left it in, he hath mixed his labour with it, and joined to it something that is his own, and thereby makes it his property.

– John Locke, “An Essay Concerning the True Original Extent and End of Civil Government”

The benevolence of the butcher…

It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest.

– Adam Smith, “The Wealth of Nations”

The first instinct of power…

The first instinct of power is the retention of power, and, under a Constitution that requires periodic elections, that is best achieved by the suppression of election-time speech.

– Justice Scalia, from his dissent in McConnell v. FEC (2003)

Self-Hating…

All this time I thought I was a self-hating Jew, and now I’m just an anti-Semite!

– Krusty the Clown

If Men Were Angels…

But what is government itself, but the greatest of all reflections on human nature? If men were angels, no government would be necessary. If angels were to govern men, neither external nor internal controls on government would be necessary. In framing a government which is to be administered by men over men, the great difficulty lies in this: you must first enable the government to control the governed; and in the next place oblige it to control itself.

– James Madison, Federalist No. 51




 

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