I had this song in my head all through Thanksgiving:

Turkey Is My Hot Hot Sex Lyrics (Cansei De Ser Sexy)
Cansei De Ser Sexy - Turkey Is My Hot Hot Sex Lyrics

From all the drugs the one i like more is turkey
From all the junks the one i need more is turkey
From all the boys the one i take home is turkey
From all the ladies the one i kiss is turkey (muah!)

Turkey is my boyfriend
Turkey is my girlfriend
Turkey is my dead end
Turkey is my imaginary friend
Turkey is my brother
Turkey is my great-grand-daughter
Turkey is my sister
Turkey is my favorite mistress

From all the shit the one i gotta buy is turkey
From all the jobs the one i choose is turkey
From all the drinks the one i get drunk is turkey
From all the bitches the one i wannabe is turkey

Turkey is my beach house
Turkey is my hometown
Turkey is my kingsize bed
Turkey is my hot hot bath
Turkey is my hot hot sex
Turkey is my back rub
Turkey is where i’d like you to touch

Claro-que-sim
Fui escoteira-mirim
Direto da escola, não
Não ia cheirar cola
Nem basquete, pebolim
O que eu turkey não é de graça
O que gosto não é farsa
Tem guitarra, bateria, computador saindo som
Alguns dizem que mais alto que um furacão (rhéum)
Perto dele eu podia sentir
Saía turkey seu olho e chegava em mim
Sentada do seu lado
Eu queria encostar
Faria o tigela até o sol raiar
Debaixo do lençol
Ele gemia em ré bemol
Fiquei tensa
Mas tava tudo bem
Ele é fodão, mas eu sei que eu sou turkey

Have a good holiday weekend.