Domesticated foxes, it turns out, look a lot like puppies:

The specially domesticated foxes are not only socially adept, adds Hare, they are regular charmers. “They behave like dogs,” he says. “They whine and bark, they wag their tails, they pee for joy, and they just want to cuddle with you.”

Sounds like my last relationship.

(OK… not really… not at all… but it sounds pithy, doesn’t it?)