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MANY ONLINE GAMBLERS WANT TO SEE BUSH TWINS NAKED

Casino Fortune Polls Online Gamblers to Determine Most Desired Centerfold

January 4, New York, NY - With celebrities baring it all in the media recently, whether for publicity (Denise Richards in Playboy after her pregnancy) or accidental (Tara Reid at P. Diddy’s 35th birthday party), Casino Fortune, the world’s oldest online casino, took a survey to see who online gamblers would most like to see pose nude.

Casino Fortune conducted a random survey among their North American Clientele. Just over 7,800 respondents named a preferred male or female they would like to see in their birthday suit. Responses ranged from actors to political figures.

TOP 5 FEMALE CELEBS

Lindsay Lohan (32%)
Olsen Twins (together) (28%)
Jessica Simpson (15%)
Terri Hatcher (14%)
The Bush Twins (5%)

TOP 5 MALE CELEBS

Brad Pitt (40%)
George Clooney (35%)
Tom Cruise (10%)
Russell Crowe (7%)
Denzel Washington (6%)

“Everyone has a favorite celebrity they’d like to see in the buff,” said Dennis Rose, President of Casino Fortune. “The thought of seeing the Bush Twins naked gives me pause, but I suppose we should give the people what they want.”

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Casino Fortune.com (www.casinofortune.com ) is the oldest online casino in the world. A licensed and regulated entity, they are presently in the process of transferring their licensure to Great Britain where they will join the European Union economy.

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