Archive for January, 2005

The Blue-Finger Revolution

More on Iraq’s elections, from my Tech Central Station column:

America had its Declaration of Independence, and now Iraq has had its Blue-Finger Revolution. Just don’t expect those on the far left to afford the Iraqis the respect that they are due.

Just as the colonists who signed onto Jefferson’s handiwork pledged their lives, fortunes and sacred honor to each other, Iraq’s bluefingers have risked their very necks — not just in showing up at the polls on Sunday, but in the weeks and months ahead as the indelible, blue marks of their bravery slowly, slowly fade from their skin.

Though perhaps it is mawkish to dwell on the point, Americans should not forget — and many will not be able to — the great physical risk that each Iraqi voter willingly undertook. It’s not as if they weren’t warned. The blue finger was already a symbol in the weeks leading up to the election: Reportedly, al Zarqawi’s men put up posters in Mosul warning, “You vote, you die.” The picture accompanying that poster showed an ink-stained finger next to a headless corpse.

Even a large segment of the media seems to have noticed.

They Shipped Me to Washington

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D.C. area Palomar fans (I know you’re out there), check out the girls (and guy) at the Velvet Lounge on Sat., Feb. 12.

And, you can check out a video (pretty low budget) for Albacore, the single off their new album.

Check out some of their earlier songs here.

Moore’s the Pity

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Of course Michael Moore chooses to focus on this (”British Troops Killed in Plane Crash Near Baghdad”), giving it the lead photo on his site, instead of the elections.

Hey, gotta find something bad.

Of course, I don’t mean to downplay the loss of life. But this isn’t today’s story.

Stay Tuned for CPAC

Also, stay tuned for live-blogging February 17th through 19th from the annual Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington, D.C.

This is one of the officials blogs that will make up a Bloggers’ Corner (sponsored by Tech Central Station), offering unprecedented coverage of young conservatives being young and conservative.

Or going wild. If Stephen Glass was onto anything.

PERMALINKS

Just want to renew my humble, humble request that fellow bloggers consider permalinking M.O.

Also, of course, people should send me sites that might be good for my blogroll. I’m really just building one now, after months of neglect.

(Those who’ve sent in sites, I’m just getting to look at them now. Thanks.)

Vote ‘Yes’ on Saddam!

Also courtesy of Columbia scourge Jacob Gershman, I’m reminded of the last “election” in Iraq.

It was a lot less suspenseful. From The Washington Post:

When Iraqis go to the polls Tuesday to endorse Saddam Hussein for another seven-year term as president, they will walk past banners exhorting them to vote “Yes, yes, yes for Saddam,” they will cast their votes in buildings festooned with his portrait and they will deposit ballots — coded to allow authorities to identify a voter’s decision — into boxes decorated with slogans of admiration for their leader.

As a consequence, the only real suspense about the outcome is whether Hussein will exceed the 99.96 percent affirmation he received in the last election.

There is a dark humor reading through the quotes from “voters” (hey, now some of them really are voters!):

* “God willing, this time it will be 100 percent,” said Kifah Kazem, 43, a sporting club manager. “It will be an expression of our love for our president.”

* At a Baghdad tea stall this morning, a group of men interviewed in the presence of an Information Ministry minder tried to outdo one another when asked at what time they would arrive. “I’ll be there at 8,” one man said. “I’ll be there before the doors open,” another interrupted. “I’ll arrive at 5 a.m.,” a third man interjected.

* “We are not obliged to come here,” said Marcelle David, a retired math teacher. “We are coming to vote because we want to show with all our hearts that we love our president.”

Hey, maybe John Kerry even believed them.

Oh, Yeah…

And here’s one last thought on the entire interview, relayed to me by former guest blogger Jacob Gershman, of The New York Sun.

Kerry must have been expecting a worse result in the Iraqi election. He must have scheduled this interview in the hopes of saying, “I told you so.”

Well, Johnny, in that mature spirit, we told you so.

Press the Meet

OK, one last thing out of the Kerry “Meet the Press” transcript (I’m running out of transcript, so it had better be):

The difference in this race was 18 electoral votes, 50,000, 60,000 people changing their votes in one state. That is a mandate for unity, not a mandate to go rushing off to change Social Security, not a mandate to ignore the fiscal crisis of our country, not a mandate to sort of pick some ideological hot buttons and start punching them. It is a mandate, as I said in my concession speech, to bring the country together, find the common ground and do things that we need to do to strengthen America. And there is a long list of those things.

So, this would be Kerry’s line if he’d been up by those 18 electoral votes?

Antebellum

Here’s another thing about Kerry that’s always annoyed me. He always seems ready to take foreign leaders at their words — which, not to get too fancy with the language here, is stupid.

Diplomacy is just another word for lying.

For instance, here’s what Kerry had to say when Russert asked him what President Bush has to do going forward:

SEN. KERRY: Well, you have to behave as if you really are at war. I’ll give you an example. I was in Egypt three weeks ago. I met with President Mubarak. We were talking about training. I asked him, “You know, why don’t you do more training?” His response was, “We’ve offered do more training. We’re doing 146 officers today. I don’t know why we’re not doing more. People haven’t followed up with us. They haven’t gotten back to us.”

And, a question or two later:

I mean, look, I sat with any number of Arab leaders, and I said to them, you know, “Mr. Prime Minister” or “Mr. President, is your country–do you believe Iraq, being successful there is important?” The answer is yes. “Do you believe that if it’s a failed state, that’s a threat to the region?” The answer is yes. “Do you believe that it could be a haven for terrorism even more than it is today?” and so forth. The answer is yes. Then you say, “Well, why aren’t you there? What is the problem?” And the problem becomes one of the way in which this administration–they will tell you openly–has approached them and the world.

On three different occasions, the Bush administration spurned the offer of the United Nations, the international community. People have offered police training. People have offered peacekeepers. People have offered other forms of assistance, and our administration has gone it alone.

These statements are really breathtaking. Either John Kerry is as naïve as a six-year-old girl (in which case he had no business even running for president) or he knows that these “leaders” — in the distinctly unelected sense — are lying through their rotting, despotic teeth (in which case he has no business criticizing the president).

Arab “leaders” wish Iraq well about as much as Southern plantation owners wished Northern abolitionists well. A successful democratic transition in Iraq is about as welcome in Iran, Syria, Jordan, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, etc., etc., as a slave rebellion would have been in antebellum Georgia.

The people of Iraq are former slaves to a Baathist regime who have been liberated and now are taking control of their own destiny as a nation for the first time. This is earth-shattering, if it succeeds.

And the earth that is being shattered is that directly under the feet of the despots and murderers John Kerry would build America’s Iraq policy upon.

OK

I don’t mean to piss so much on John Kerry’s head (OK, I don’t mind it or anything), but I’m going to keep at it for just a bit longer.

Then, There Was This…

But, of course, Kerry didn’t contain his criticisms to the Iraqi election. He had some interesting things to say about the American election, too.

Specifically, he said that Americans voted for President Bush because Osama bin Laden scared them into it. You’ll all remember that B. La (kind of like J. Lo — work with me, folks) released a tape the weekend before the election — urging Americans to vote for John Kerry, and seemingly implying that blue states would be safe and red states not.

Here’s Russert’s question, and Kerry’s answer:

MR. RUSSERT: At the Clinton Library dedication on November 18, a few weeks after the election, you were quoted as saying, “It was the Osama bin Laden tape. It scared the voters,” the tape that appeared just a day before the election here. Do you believe that tape is the reason you lost the race?

SEN. KERRY: I believe that 9/11 was the central deciding issue in this race. And the tape–we were rising in the polls up until the last day when the tape appeared. We flat-lined the day the tape appeared and went down on Monday. I think it had an impact.

So, let me get this straight. Bin Laden offered Americans a truce, essentially saying that those who chose to throw out President Bush — and thus end America’s aggressive War on Terror — would be safe. But Americans, cowards that they are, were scared into voting for President Bush, for seeing through the war in Iraq and for aggressively pursuing terrorists wherever they find purchase.

That’s just really… interesting.

I’m sorry. Stupid is the word I’m looking for.

And then, Kerry added insult to injury by flip-flopping again:

MR. RUSSERT: Ten seconds. The most important thing you learned running for president?

SEN. KERRY: How great, how unbelievable the American people themselves are. They are just–the courage of the American people day to day blew me away.

It did that, Johnny. It blew you right back to your job in the Senate.

Still Flip-Flopping

More from “Meet the Press”:

MR. RUSSERT: Do you believe that Iraq is less a terrorist threat to the United States now than it was two years ago?

SEN. KERRY: No, it’s more. And, in fact, I believe the world is less safe today than it was two and a half years ago.

And, a few questions later:

MR. RUSSERT: Is the United States safer with the newly elected Iraqi government than we would have been with Saddam Hussein?

SEN. KERRY: Sure. And I’m glad Saddam Hussein is gone, and I’ve said that a hundred times.

Well, I’m glad he cleared that up.

Such as, John Kerry…

Not surprisingly, the first one in line to try to undermine the legitimacy of the Iraqi election was John Kerry, who bizarrely chose today to do a full hour on “Meet the Press”:

MR. RUSSERT: Do you believe this election will be seen by the world community as legitimate?

SEN. KERRY: A kind of legitimacy–I mean, it’s hard to say that something is legitimate when a whole portion of the country can’t vote and doesn’t vote.

This quote goes to the heart of one of the major problems with John Kerry, a problem I identified here.

Basically, he doesn’t seem to understand what leadership is. He doesn’t seem to understand that the very act of his questioning the legitimacy of the Iraq election in and of itself serves to undermine its legitimacy in the international community. He doesn’t seem to understand that sometime people don’t need to hear his pointy-headed analysis — they just need him to say the right thing.

In fact, this reminds me of nothing so much as when, during the campaign, Kerry called Ayad Allawi an American puppet right after the new prime minister addressed Congress.

Now, luckily, even John Kerry can’t screw the aftermath of the election up. But why does he have to try so hard?

The Bluefingers

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Reuters, Amman, Jordan

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AP, Iraq

The blue finger, it seems, has quickly become the symbol of Iraq’s first democratic election. And, happily, it gives commentators endless opportunities to make jokes about ordinary Iraqis giving the finger to the insurgents.

Which they did, emphatically.

Now, there’s been a lot of whining on the right already about how the darned liberal-commie-mainstream media is playing the elections. Admittedly, I began watching the coverage around 11:30 a.m., but I just didn’t see what others saw. I, as always, was tuned to CNN, and the commentators the network had in Iraq — Anderson Cooper, Jane Arraf, etc. — seemed positively giddy about how well things had gone and how inspiring it was to watch these long-oppressed citizens brave death to take control of their country.

These correspondent were reporting high turnout, tight security and — as Kramer might say — unbridled enthusiasm among voters.

Turnout probably around 60 percent. Only around 25 killed (yes, that’s a horrifying standard, but that’s where we are). And polling stations open all over the country.

It’ll be hard for anyone to paint this as anything but a success — and completely legitimate.

Not that many won’t try.

To the Polls

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I don’t know a lot about this site, but it seems to be providing good coverage of the Iraqi elections, just now getting underway.

To the Americans who have spent the last three months whining about “irregularities” in Ohio and deriding the sacrifices being made by Americans, Britons and most of all Iraqis in the cause of freedom, may today be their comeuppance.

The courage of those Iraqis braving threat of death — and many, it seems certain, will die today — to vote is almost beyond words. The people of Afghanistan made this journey not long ago. May Iraq’s people be even half as successful.

And may swift justice come to those who would keep Iraq enslaved to the oppression and terror of Islamist and Baathist rule.

The Real Scandal

Gawker has the inside scoop on the real Maggie Gallagher scandal here.

Heckling Randi

It’s gotten to the point where I can’t write a column on the New York City teachers contract without the United Federation of Teachers calling my boss and complaining. Hey, if they ever find a mistake, I’m happy to hear about it. So far, they haven’t.

Anyway, since UFT president Randi Weingarten doesn’t take my calls (to be fair, I wouldn’t either, if I were her), I trekked out to a Manhattan Institute lunch about the future of the city’s school system where she was speaking. And, I got in a question at the end:

“I’m tired of having the teachers blamed for everything,” says Randi Weingarten, president of the United Federation of Teachers. She’d been asked by The Post who could be held accountable if New York City’s schools don’t improve over the next four years.

Over that span, city schools are looking to reap a windfall of more than $20 billion from a lawsuit instigated by the Campaign for Fiscal Equity — which is essentially a front for the union.

The suit requires little more of teachers than that they cash bigger paychecks. It certainly doesn’t touch the teachers contract — which shortchanges kids on class time, prevents principals from removing incompetent teachers and virtually prevents the rewarding of particularly good teachers.

Hey, as least Weingarten — who spoke at a Manhattan Institute lunch yesterday — is clear about who won’t be stepping up to take responsibility.

Despite Mayor Bloomberg’s success in gaining control of the school system — and his admirable request that voters hold him personally to account for its performance — the fact is that unaccountable forces still pull most of the strings.

Hey, I’m tired of a lot of things, too: like a special interest that ruins the lives of children with its constant obstructionism. Ultimately, though, I don’t blame the union. The union is the union, and it has its self-interest to pursue. God bless ‘em. The problem is that they’ve taken control of the courts (which are running the schools’ funding) and they decide how the schools can be run (through their contract). And for letting them do that, I mainly blame the New York state Legislature, which has given the union its various legal protections, and a series of mayors, who have signed off on the union’s outrageous demands.

CALL FOR PERMALINKS

Fellow bloggers. I’m expanding M.O.’s blogroll. In fact, it really hasn’t had one until now.

So, I’ll be adding a lot of people. Feel free to e-mail if you think you have a site I might want to link.

Also, please consider permalinking M.O.

Alarming

The folks over at Alarming News seem to appreciate my love of commas as a headline device.

Warms my heart.

Punditastic Waste of Money

Also on the Maggie Gallagher issue, plenty of people have written in to say, “Of course what Maggie did was wrong, it cost me tax dollars!”

Well, duh. I wasn’t writing about whether Maggie Gallagher’s work for the government was a worthwhile expenditure of tax dollars. I was writing about the journalistic (or punditastic) ethics of it all.

But, since I was against Bush’s marriage initiative generally, I’d have to agree with my readers — yes, giving Gallagher $21,500 to produce materials of any kind was a (small in the scope of things) waste of money.

Yes, a Bigot

On Wednesday, when I posted my defense of Maggie Gallagher, I, in passing, called her a bigot. A commenter challenged me to defend that characterization.

Well, certainly.

Another commenter posted a link to this bigoted article from Gallagher, where she tries to use one unhappy child of a gay couple to discredit the entire idea of gay marriage / gay adoption.

Then, I would also point to this column, “Scenes From a Neo-Marriage Culture”:

So it begins, in Massachusetts:

“I will try not to make any mistakes,” one official said to two men in Boston City Hall. “But since it’s the first wedding, I might call one of you the bride.” Their marriage license reads not “Bride” and “Groom” but “Party A” and “Party B.”

At the wedding of Julie and Hillary Goodridge, who lent their name to the historic Massachusetts supreme court decision ordering same-sex marriage, guests sang, “Here come the brides, so gay with pride, isn’t it a wonder that they somehow survived.”

“I pronounce you spouse and spouse,” intoned Joan Drysdale, justice of the peace in Provincetown, Mass.

The column goes on as such, free of argumentation, aimed at nothing other than stoking the hatred inside of her readers — showing them something that repulses them, pushing their buttons, and trying to get them out of their houses to vote against gay rights.

One could go on and on with Gallagher’s columns. I don’t think it’s necessary.

Plenty of conservatives will argue that Gallagher never actually says she hates gays, or is disgusted by them. Well, she’d have to be pretty stupid to come right out and say it. But she, and many, many others like her at conservative publications play these kinds of games day in and day out.

On Dullness

And, yes, I realize that by calling anyone dull — even in the most gentle terms — I risk someone pointing out that I spend an inordinate amount of time writing about the New York City teachers contract, not to mention campaign-finance reform.

But I can’t help it. Both topics just make me so damned mad.

Degenerate Reporting

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This guy seems really upset that Wonkette is going to be at CPAC. Apparently, he thinks she’s going to skank-up the joint:

If ever conservatives wanted to invite ridicule and degenerate reporting on the most intimate details of theiur lives, from up close and personal, this is it. The organizers of CPAC should seriously explain this action, or I call for a major blog swarm and campaing to force such an explanation.

I don’t think a “blog swarm” is quite necessary. Wonkette has been more than a little dull since the election — politics, of course, has been a little dull, but Wonkette’s been especially dull on account of the high sulk quotient in every post — but even dull Wonkette may spruce up a meeting of young conservatives. All the little conservative monkeys in all their little conservative monkey suits. It makes my skin crawl just thinking about it.

What? This thing’s on?

Winter Breakdown

Well, since CPAC has announced it, I will, too: February 17th through 19th, I will be one of 20 bloggers making up a Bloggers’ Corner (sponsored by the fine folks over at Tech Central Station) at the annual Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington, D.C.

Here are all of the participating bloggers:

Ana Marie Cox, www.wonkette.com
Kevin Aylward, www.wizbangblog.com
Erick Erickson, www.redstate.org
Kevin McCullough, kmc.crosswalk.com
Sean Hackbarth, www.theamericanmind.com
Robert Cox, www.thenationaldebate.com
James Joyner, www.outsidethebeltway.com
Chris Nolan, www.chrisnolan.com
Steve McCutcheon, www.ace.mu.nu
Bryan Preston, www.junkyardblog.net
Pat Hynes, www.anklebitingpundits.com
Robin Burk, www.windsofchange.net
Karol Sheinin, www.alarmingnews.com
LaShawn Barber, www.lashawnbarber.com
Hugh Hewitt, www.hughhewitt.com
Laura Thomas, www.terrorismunvelied.com
Radley Balko, www.theagitator.com
Ryan Sager, www.nypost.com
Ryan Zempel, www.townhall.com
Matt Margolis, www.blogsforbush.com

Note, they currently list my blog as www.nypost.com. Hey, I wish. We’re the fourth most popular newspaper on the Web. Or something like that. I’d provide you, the reader, with my real URL, except that you’re already here.

Anyway, there is also apparently going to be an aggregator of the CPAC blogs at www.cpacbloggers.com. Kind of a cluster-blog, I guess.

This should be a lot of fun. Really. Bloggers know how to have fun. We’re like the improv-comedy geeks of journalism.

And don’t worry — I will be making plenty of Stephen Glass jokes. Really, I won’t stop. Even if you ask. I’ll just keep making them.

Nutty for Nino, Indeed

I’ve been saying it since mid-December, and I’m more convinced I’m right every day: There’s a liberal lobbying campaign to make Antonin Scalia chief justice.

Here, for the latest evidence, is a new article from Slate:

The idea of Antonin Scalia as chief justice of the Supreme Court gives liberals the heebie-jeebies. To the left, elevating the deeply conservative justice would lead to disaster, death, and destruction. But they’re wrong.

The author, Nicholas Thompson, a senior editor at Legal Affairs, goes on to argue that a Scalia pick for the top spot could be traded for a more moderate associate justice pick down the line.

Liberals really are quite eager to avoid seeing a Republican president nominate the first black chief justice.

(Personally, I think Scalia is the man for the job, on the merits. But the Bush White House is big on symbolism, so Thomas has to be assumed to be their top choice.)

Promiscuous Octopus

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There is a not-terribly-thinly-veiled response to my recent op-ed on Wal-Mart in The Post printed on the op-ed page of the Daily News.

The piece, by a union thug and a small-business whiner, is somewhat breathtaking:

Proponents of the store say that elected officials have no business telling New Yorkers where they can or cannot shop. In this, they are dead wrong.

Of course, they’re partially right. As their piece points out, New York City’s zoning laws do allow meddlesome City Council members to thwart development for political purposes if they so choose. But my point is that it is wrong for them to choose to do so.

Anyway, I love pissing people off. And I love being responded to in vague yet sneering terms.

The best part of the article, however, and (as Dave Barry used to say) I am not making this up: It calls Wal-Mart a promiscuous octopus.

Hey, read it for yourself.

Also on Maggie…

I really haven’t found a thing on who funds Gallagher’s Institute for Marriage and Public Policy. Didn’t find anything on its Web site. Didn’t find anything on Nexis.

I’d be happy to hear from anyone who knows who’s behind it.

(The point here, to be clear, is that I see little difference between working for the funders of a think tank and working for a government agency.)

Messing With Maggie

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Before anyone asks it regarding this column, no, I’m not defending Maggie Gallagher because I have received (or hope to receive someday) government money or any other form of payola. Check my thoughts on Armstrong Williams for that.

I simply don’t think Gallagher counts as a journalist, first of all. And even if there could be said to be certain ethics for “pundits,” a bit looser, perhaps, than those for journalists, I’m not even sure she has violated that lower standard.

To wit:

Gallagher wrote in a column responding to Kurtz’s, she thinks she should have disclosed the contract to her readers. But she’d be hard-pressed not to genuflect to the throne of journalistic ethics a bit in the weeks after the Armstrong Williams debacle.

In truth, however, Gallagher is not a journalist. She’s a paid expert and opinion maker — a pundit — who, as part of her work, produces newspaper columns. It seems that while Gallagher was clearly walking a very fine line between punditry and payola, she didn’t go too far over it, if at all.

Gallagher’s main gig, as mentioned above, is as president of the Institute for Marriage and Public Policy. I know next to nothing about this group and who backs it (its Web site is not very illuminating on the point). But someone backs it. And that person — or those persons — signs Gallagher’s paychecks.

How does her work for the government differ from her normal gig as paid head of a specialized think tank dedicated to promoting a specific view of marriage and its place in society? Would it be different if Gallagher had written whatever material she wrote for the government for the conservative Heritage Foundation instead?

It’s difficult to see the difference.

As I wrote toward the end of my column, it’s difficult to forfeit one’s status as an independent journalist when one never staked claim to such title in the first place.

I don’t like much of anything Gallagher has ever written. I think her assaults on gays in the press have been despicable. But this isn’t the tree to hang her from. Her bigotry and shoddy argumentation are far more sturdy specimen.

Outrage Autism

Often, politics makes me want to die. The amount of false outrage in a campaign season is enough to make you want to put a knife through the candidates’ eyes. After a while, I suspect, they even begin to believe that they’re really outraged — losing all track of normal human emotion. It’s like a particularly awful form of autism. “I’m an excellent politician. Five minutes to outrage.”

Anyway, what’s got me in a lather is this ludicrous press release, put out by some idiot challenging Hillary Clinton for Senate in 2006.

Here’s a bit:

ADAM BRECHT, U.S. SENATE CANDIDATE, BLASTS SEN. CLINTON FOR PLAYING IN FLORIDA WHILE NEW YORKERS BATTLE SNOW

NEW YORK, January 24, 2005 — Adam Brecht, Republican candidate for the U.S. Senate from New York, criticized Senator Hillary Clinton’s decision to spend the weekend in Florida — first partying at Donald Trump’s wedding in Palm Beach, then on to Key West — while real New Yorkers were socked by a major snowstorm.

Read the rest at the New York Observer’s house blog, Politicker.

Wal-Mart Waddling

I suspect my various Wal-Mart pieces have made their way around the Internet, as I seem to get more and more mail about them. I knew it was a big issue, but I seem to have touched a nerve.

Unrelated to my articles, a blogger calling herself Libertarian Girl discusses whether people avoid Wal-Mart because of its labor practices. The conclusion her readers seem to have reached in the comments is that shoppers care a lot more about price and selection (selection, by the way, encompassing Wal-Mart’s annoying habit of censoring “obscene” books, CDs, etc.).

They’re probably right. Wal-Mart is controversial, but only while it’s trying build stores. Once they’re built, they’re not controversial — they’re popular.

And, meanwhile, New York’s inferior tabloid, the Daily News, waddles into the Wal-Mart controversy in NYC (over a Wal-Mart proposed for Queens, for those just tuning in). Surprisingly, and to their credit, they have columnist Richard Schwartz defending Wal-Mart (a full 10 days after I did so).




 

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