M.O.perative Darcy has this answer to the unemployed Kerry staffer:

I want to get employedrepublicanstaffer.com

“I am employed. But there’s not a lot of work right now. So I sit around, reading about how the Dems whine about how they are unemployed, and blame each other for how they lost. It’s great.”

“I went to work today. But I just cruised the internet. I read the pathetic job listings for the Dem jobs open. God, why don’t they just go become janitors?”

“I got my bonus today. Not only do we control the House, Senate, White House, and the Supreme Court, but I got a really fat check while Democrats got laid off. God bless America.”

Again, not sporting.