Archive for October, 2004



Time for a Change

A powerful case for Kerry…

Vote for Kerry

I am a senior citizen. During the Clinton administration I had an extremely good and well-paying job. I took numerous vacations and had several vacation homes.

Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire life change for the worse. I lost my job. I lost my two sons in that terrible Iraqi War. I lost my homes. I lost my health insurance. As a matter of fact, I lost virtually everything and became homeless. Adding insult to injury, when the authorities found me living like an animal, instead of helping me, they arrested me.

I will do anything to ensure President Bush’s defeat in the next election. I will do anything that Senator Kerry wants to ensure that a Democrat is back in the White House come next year. Bush has to go.

I just thought you and your listeners would like to know how one senior citizen views the Bush Administration. Thank you for taking the time to read my letter.

Sincerely,

Sadaam Hussein

I’m sold.

The Media’s Shrinking Free-Speech Zone

If the whole mess with Sinclair Broadcast Group taught us anything, it’s that the press is not — I repeat not — going to remain immune from McCain-Feingold forever:

Dan Rather, call your office.

If the Democratic National Committee gets its way, it may not be long before the anchor of “CBS Evening News” or his bosses could be hauled before the feds and fined for making illegal “contributions” to the Kerry campaign.

Sounds unlikely? It’s not — as even Democratic lawyers are acknowledging.

Newspapers and TV stations have long been sheltered from campaign-finance laws and allowed to roam free in a little free-speech zone called the “media exemption.”

However, the 2002 McCain-Feingold campaign-finance law placed severe restrictions on average citizens, corporations, labor unions and non-profit groups, setting forth specific guidelines for exactly how and when they can make their views heard.

And since virtually all media outfits are owned by corporations, their rights under the First Amendment are not nearly as secure as many in the media seem to believe.

Sure, Dan Rather probably won’t be fined for practicing journalism, no matter how negligently, this time around. But just the harassment and the lawsuits and the endless complaints flying in all directions because of campaign-finance reform are stunting our political discourse — and it’s a drag on both the left and the right.

Furthermore, it’s not just the Rathers of the world who deserve an absolute right to speech. The Moores and Sinclairs deserve it, too, as does any person or organization who might someday be on the “edges” of what the government considers permissible.

Unfortunately, however, it might take the mainstream media’s own ox being gored before it realizes what’s happened. Maybe then it’ll make some in-kind contributions to legislators with respect for the Bill of Rights.

I know that I’m going to keep yelling — and people are going to keep not believing me — but we’re either going to have to fix this or live inside of a smaller and smaller free-speech zone.

The Blue Lady

Maureen Dowd has to be sad about this. She so could have gotten at least two columns out of a Bosox-Astros series.

Topo Talks

Caroline Hoxby, author of this excellent study of charter schools (which found they are achieving excellent results), spoke in New York Thursday. The New York Times, as eduwonks know, still hasn’t reported on Hoxby’s excellent study — even though they immediately rushed out a negative story on charter schools when a bogus study was handed to them by the American Federation of Teachers in August.

Anyway, she mentioned in her talk that Jay Matthews of The Washington Post has been trying to get her to debate someone on the topic of the AFT study. The only problem: He can’t find a scholar to defend it.

Chasing Chalabi

Charles Paul Freund has an interesting analysis of that Chalabi article I linked to a few days ago here.

Useless Bloomberg

My latest, on the New York City teachers contract:

It looks like Mayor Bloomberg is getting ready to trade away the education of New York City’s children for a deal with Gotham’s most powerful union boss, Randi Weingarten, president of the United Federation of Teachers.

Press reports and sources familiar with the contract talks say Bloomberg is going to let the UFT keep the vast majority of the privileges enshrined in past contracts. (Weingarten was seen in his box at a Yankees game just last week.)

It seems that, despite all his billions, Michael Bloomberg is too afraid to take on Randi Weingarten. The businessman-turned-politician now values holding onto his office above producing results.

Parents who voted for Bloomberg because he looked like a once-in-a-lifetime chance to beat back the special interests are left with two questions: If not now, when? If not Bloomberg, who?

This appeared Wednesday in The Post. Of course, the abusive mail and voicemail started immediately. People seem completely unable to separate an attack on the teachers union from an attack on teachers. I should make it more explicit, I suppose, just how much teachers themselves are hurt by the unions’ BS.

Anyway, the point is that the Bloomberg administration is about to cement its legacy on education reform: fiddling while the school system burns. They’ve screwed around with the curriculum and the bureaucracy, but the contract, which is the key impediment to change, will remain intact.

Castro Falls

Castro

Here’s hoping for a slow, painful decline.

Mayor Bloomberg Sells Out Cheap

I can’t put up a direct link, since it’s not online yet, but I have a piece in today’s (Wednesday’s) Post on the teachers contract in New York City.

Mayor Bloomberg is selling out the kids and leaving the terrible status quo in place. Why does a billionaire need to appease the teachers union? Beats me.

Putin on the Ritz

I wonder if the people who have been upset over John Kerry’s support from foreign leaders will bat an eye over Putin’s endorsement of Bush.

Yes, that sounds perilously close to an Andrew Sullivan impression. And no, I don’t really care if they bat an eye or not. Foreign leaders should say whatever the hell they want, and we should give it as much weight as we want.

Fellowship 9/11

The real story of Sauron and the Ring of Power, as told by Michael Moore.

The Times and the Constitution

This overwrought piece by Adam Cohen on The New York Times’ editorial page amused me to no end. In it, the author basically works himself into a lather about the post-apocalyptic hellscape America would become if the Supreme Court were populated by five or more Scalias and Thomases. This, of course, is my wildest dream — yet I digress.

My favorite passage was this one:

If Justices Scalia and Thomas become the Constitution’s final arbiters, the rights of racial minorities, gay people and the poor will be rolled back considerably. Both men dissented from the Supreme Court’s narrow ruling upholding the University of Michigan’s affirmative-action program, and appear eager to dismantle a wide array of diversity programs.

Let me get this straight: Affirmative action is not just a policy — deemed permissible under the Constitution — it is now actually a right? Well, if Cohen believes that special preferences are rights, then, yes, Scalia and Thomas would roll back a number of “rights.”

God, that crazy black Supreme Court justice — always trying to take rights away from himself and people like him.

The Florescent Shaded Teddy Bear Murders

Maybe my new favorite site: A collection of terrible screenplay ideas. These are from a guy who works at an agency in Hollywood. He gets queries (or has access to them, this is all a bit mysterious) and posts the bad ones here:

Sounds like Hollywood…

“Greetings. The following is a screenplay that I’m using to seek representation. The Florescent Shaded Teddy Bear Murders: An island community of Millionaire supermodels must overcome their vanity when giant, ravenous teddy bears threaten their quirky lifestyle. Sparkle Island, a place of grotesque wealth where locals use “cosmetic genetics” to eliminate every flaw in their appearance, celebrate Tickle Festivals to relish the euphoria of hysterical laughter and thrill their pets with the sport of bungee jumping. The unattractive in this world fight for the leftover crumbs of opportunity, as success is primarily given to beauty before talent. Paradise is thrown into a blender when fanged beasts of plush mysteriously arrive to chow down on the gorgeous elite, leaving the less-attractive-hell, let’s just call them ugly-labor force untouched. Police search the town in their limousines for clues, a military with questionable motive enters the fray, led by a Commander armed with lethal PEZ dispensers. But it’s the town princess and ugly accordion virtuoso who discover the bears’ origin: a paltry, balding scientist who created them as revenge for not getting a promised genetic makeover that would finally give him beauty and inclusion among the island’s royalty.”

God that sounds wonderful!

Not the Worst Idea

In not the worst idea I’ve ever heard, someone suggested today that workers in Iraq — helping the coalition — be given GPS tracking devices. Maybe even be implanted with them on a voluntary basis.

It would certainly make finding them easier if they were kidnapped. And possibly lead us to the terrorists’ bases. Though I suspect the terrorists could adapt quickly if they knew we were doing this — either violently removing the devices or using them for other devious purposes.

Interesting, though.

Thinker in Chief

My latest, at Tech Central Station, on John Kerry’s fundamental misunderstanding of what it means to be president:

If there’s one thing John Kerry has proven over the course of this campaign, it’s that he would be well suited to join the last two losing Democratic presidential nominees in academia. How else to explain his comments to The New York Times Magazine last Sunday that Americans need to get back to a place where terrorists are “a nuisance”?

Kerry may believe this. It may even be true. But the sheer fact that he would say it shows that he doesn’t understand the nature of the office he seeks.

There’s a way to run for president, criticizing the present while providing a vision for the future, without sounding like the head of the Yale Political Union. But Kerry hasn’t hit on it yet.

Whole thing here.

Meanwhile…

The New York Times still has yet to mention this study by Caroline Hoxby, finding very positive results at charter schools.

So, just to recap:

* “Study” from teachers union hostile to charter schools — leaked and immediately given front-page, lead-story treatment, with the (conveniently anti-Bush) spin the leakers demanded

* Actual study from Harvard economist — not fit to print

The Times is a fucking joke. They should be ashamed of themselves.

And Daniel Okrent should have the guts to respond. Unfortunately, the Times’ coverage matters some here. And the worse they smear charter schools, the smaller the number of kids who get to go to them will be.

Scare Story Central

Rumor has it that The New York Times is working on scaring up another scare story about charter schools.

The theme this time seems to be to uncover the crazy ideology behind the school-choice movement — you know, all those people who believe in a “free market” and think there’s some kind of terrible “monopoly” destroying kids’ futures.

You know the types. They belong to the “reality-based community.”

H, E, Double Hockey Sticks

I haven’t really followed global-warming politics since my first gigs interning, circa 1997. But this seems significant:

In the scientific and political debate over global warming, the latest wrong piece may be the “hockey stick,” the famous plot, published by University of Massachusetts geoscientist Michael Mann and colleagues. This plot purports to show that we are now experiencing the warmest climate in a millennium, and that the earth, after remaining cool for centuries during the medieval era, suddenly began to heat up about 100 years ago–just at the time that the burning of coal and oil led to an increase in atmospheric levels of carbon dioxide.

But now a shock: Canadian scientists Stephen McIntyre and Ross McKitrick have uncovered a fundamental mathematical flaw in the computer program that was used to produce the hockey stick.

Basically, you can put completely random data through the program, and it finds a trend there, too.

This has typically been the problem with all computer modeling of global warming, to the best of my understanding. The models are created with predetermined outcomes, and then tweaked until they give the desired results.

Luckily, even though Kyoto is a European obsession (mainly because they know we’ll never sign it), neither party seems to see global warming — or “the environment” in general — as a winning issue anymore.

Three cheers for selfish capitalism!

Yay! Chalabi!

There was an interesting article on Ahmed Chalabi on the op-ed page in Friday’s New York Times, arguing that he and Sadr constitute a new — and positive — Shiite front.

Clip:

Ahmad Chalabi’s resurgence is natural. While American officials have been embarrassed by reports that he convinced them of exaggerated claims about Saddam Hussein’s weapons, most Iraqis do not care if he hoodwinked Washington. He is an Iraqi, and his loyalties and destiny lie with his own country, not America. What does matter to Iraqis is that if there is one man alive without whom Saddam Hussein would still be in power, that man is Mr. Chalabi.

President Bush may lose his job over his Iraqi adventure. The Kurds in their mountains may not really care whether the rest of Iraq was liberated or not. The Sunnis may be sorely missing the perks of Baathist rule. But Mr. Chalabi’s fellow Shiites have benefited greatly from the removal of a regime that persecuted them brutally, and they thank him for it.

And many Shiites see that Mr. Chalabi, always the savviest Iraqi politician, has continued to make the right moves since the 2003 invasion. He has publicly fallen out with Washington. The interim government under Ayad Allawi has ransacked his house and issued a bizarre warrant accusing him of counterfeiting Iraq’s worthless old currency. When I last saw Mr. Chalabi, he had just survived an ambush laid by Sunni insurgents in which two of his guards were killed.

Saddam Hussein, Washington, Mr. Allawi and the Sunnis: Mr. Chalabi has the right enemies, at least in the eyes of most Shiites. As he said with a laugh when I mentioned his many opponents to him, “That’s not a bad thing.”

Chalabi’s always playing so many games against so many people, it’s hard to know what to think of him. But this analysis does sound plausible. There’s really no reason for Chalabi not to be popular with the majority Shiites. And, while some in America deride him for having been an exile, that probably sounds like the stupid charge it is to people who’ve lived under a dictatorship (from which they’d surely like to have been exiled).

There’s No ‘i’ in ‘Team America’

I really can’t add anything to the reviews of “Team America.” They were all spot on. As someone who went in with high expectations, I wasn’t disappointed.

Unfortunately, I doubt that the movie’s theme song, “America, Fuck Yeah!” will be nominated for an Academy Award.

Draft Moronery

The draft lie is barely worth mentioning, but it seems like some on the left, like Daily Kos, really think they’ve got a winner here.

Now, if they’re just playing this cynically (knowing Bush won’t reinstate the draft, but using it as a scare tactic) that’s despicable, but there’s not much you can do to argue with them.

However, if they somehow have convinced themselves that this a real threat, they don’t know what they’re talking about. Simply the fact that a draft would be so unpopular will prevent one from being reinstituted. This is, after all, a democracy. The president’s party, in Congress and then in 2008, would be destroyed if it were responsible for something like this.

So, really, get off it.

More Like “Robert A. Traitor”

This article (actually, cover story) from The New Republic, by my editorial page colleague Robert A. George, comes the closest yet to convincing me to vote for Kerry:

It would be wonderful to believe the president’s promise that the war in Iraq will lead to democracy in a troubled region. An immigrant–I was born in the West Indies–tends to absorb the earnest, spiritual myths of his adopted nation even more than those native-born. Democracy is indeed a human value. But initiating a war to “liberate” an entire region far from our shores can hardly be called a conservative cause. It will be impossible to restrain a government kept on a permanent war footing. And, in liberty’s name abroad, liberty at home will inevitably be compromised. It already has been.

There’s much, much more. If you can’t read it through TNR online, run out and buy a copy today. Or, you could walk. You’d get their slower. But it probably wouldn’t be sold out.

I guess you could also drive. But you’d still have to walk from the car to the store. Or maybe you have a subscription.

I’m going to go bang my head into a wall for the next four years (or two weeks) until George Dubya is a bad memory.

iPods in Black and White

Annoying hipsters, it seems, mad that too many people now have iPods, have started using different headphones (as opposed to the famous white ones that come with the device) to mask their iPodiness.

Well, whatevs. For my part, I broke my original headphones (or, rather, they kind of sucked and broke on their own) and now use black ones. But it’s not an anti-fashion statement.

Early adopters can be such whiny bitches.

There’s a Virginia Postrel column in this somewhere.

(via Geek Press)

Mary Cheneyed Out

OK, this whole Mary Cheney debate is getting ridiculous, so this will probably be the last thing I have to say on it.

But, as a pro-gay, Bush-leaning observer, there’s just no question in my mind what Kerry was trying to do. He was mentioning Dick Cheney’s lesbian daughter because he thought there would be at least some voters out there who would be less likely to show up and vote for Bush-Cheney if they knew about her.

*He wasn’t making the “Republicans are hypocrites” argument. Maybe he should have made that argument, but, if he was going to, he would have had to be more explicit. Probably not many voters — especially swing voters — would make that connection on their own.

*He wasn’t being kind or generous to the Cheneys. Let’s be real, here.

*It wasn’t without purpose. Edwards and Kerry both brought it up when Cheney and Bush did not, making it clear that it was a strategy.

Andrew Sullivan has been defending Kerry on the ground that saying someone is gay is not a smear, in and of itself. But the question isn’t Sullivan’s views on this matter or mine (since I would obviously agree it’s not a smear). The question is what was Kerry’s intention.

As stated above, he could only really have had two intentions: 1) making homophobes (even mild ones) uncomfortable; 2) making the “hypocrisy” case.

If people want to make the case for 2), that’s reasonable, but I don’t believe it. That leaves me with intention 1), which, I think, is rightly called “smearing.”

One last point: If Sullivan and others think that the Republican “overreaction” to this is borne out of their own homophobia — or fear that their base is homophobic — why would they have kept this issue alive for a week?

I’ll tell you why: At base, Kerry committed a gaffe that doesn’t sit right with most people, and they’re milking it for every drop.

If they were worried about homophobes in their own party, the Republicans would let the issue drop. After all, the words “lesbian daughter” have been uttered more times this week than in the last four years combined — because of the Republican reaction, not because of the initial remark.

PS: Day-to-day polls obviously come with all the usual caveats. But since Bush may have retaken a small lead after this Kerry-Mary backlash, I’d like to note what a wonderful way this would be for Kerry to lose.

How To Get Fired

Parts

Read how…

Oops, I Did It Again

Well, I blogged too soon, giving Kerry credit for not exploiting Christopher Reeve’s death:

Sen. John Kerry said he would reverse President Bush’s restrictions on embryonic stem cell research as he remembered the late actor Christopher Reeve, a quadriplegic, as a hero and a friend in the Democrats’ radio address Saturday.

[Kerry] said Reeve left him a telephone message the day before he died thanking him for campaigning on the possibilities for cures found through stem cell research.

And probably the only reason he didn’t mention it in the third debate is that Bush could have nailed him for that stupid faith-healer crap Edwards said about how John Kerry can bring hamsters back from the dead and make the lame walk (as Bob Novak points out in a column today).

A Promise

To say this before the election: If the margin is close, and even if there are states that could be contested reasonably, the losing side should simply concede — Bush or Kerry.

It’s always been my feeling that Gore should have conceded in 2000, right after the first count was completed. If Bush had been behind, it would have been imperative for him to do so as well.

The challenging of our election last time around proved to be extremely damaging to the fabric of our political life and to the health of the republic. We could barely afford it then, and we certainly can’t afford it now.

If it’s close: SUCK IT UP FOR THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY. I promise, if it comes to it, I’ll be the first person (aside from Joe Lockhart) to call on Bush to accept the results and move on.

Unfortunately, the Kerry campaign is already signaling quite clearly that it intends to challenge the election results no matter what.

A Mea Culpa

I was wrong about Kerry and Reeve. Kerry showed great restraint and made no mention of Reeve. Impressive. Kind of.

Boooooooring

And, one last note on the debate.

It’s worth mentioning that this debate was by far the worst, most boring of the three. I don’t know if it was Bob Schieffer’s questions — though those were undeniably awful — or just that it was all about domestic policy during a war.

But the ratings had to be terrible. I wanted to turn it off after half an hour, and I’m fascinated by this stuff (I was so excited when they got to exciting Social Security after a half hour on boring health care).

If people tuned out early, that’s better for Kerry.

Bush Wins, but Still Loses

Well, I could waste a lot of pixels on this, but the fact is that Bush would have needed to beat the bejeezus out Kerry for this debate to have counted for anything — and he didn’t.

Don’t get me wrong. Bush did very well, especially at the end, when the debate turned to cultural and family issues. He closed strong.

But on the economic/giveaway/programmatic stuff, Kerry — like any Democrat facing any Republican — had the better goody bag. Bush isn’t going to promise to give everyone health care, he’s not going to say he can fix Social Security without lifting a finger and he’s not going to announce a doubling of the education budget. So, he ends up looking like a monster. And these are the issue the most gullible voters in the swing states will be looking at.

All three debates, taken together, were very damaging to Bush. And they leave him with a terrible storyline going forward to the election.

More Gay Baiting

Bob Schieffer asked:

Both of you are opposed to gay marriage. But to understand how you have come to that conclusion, I want to ask you a more basic question. Do you believe homosexuality is a choice?

Here’s the beginning of Kerry’s answer:

KERRY: We’re all God’s children, Bob. And I think if you were to talk to Dick Cheney’s daughter, who is a lesbian, she would tell you that she’s being who she was, she’s being who she was born as.

I think if you talk to anybody, it’s not choice.

Keep in mind, Bush answered first, but in no way referenced Dick Cheney or Mary Cheney — not in the slightest.

Why are Kerry and Edwards so obsessed with Mary Cheney? This is gay baiting, pure and simple. And I’d like to see someone at CNN or The New York Times call them on it.




 

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